I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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