How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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