is your mom at the bar?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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