Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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