So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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