please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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