brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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