dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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