Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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