How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
a search helicopter?!
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.