I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Randomize
