just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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