the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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