Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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