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i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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