You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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