you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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