im gay
i know
yea but for you.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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