Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
