Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
So vagazzling was a success
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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