oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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