The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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