I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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