Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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