I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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