At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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