I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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