i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She said her name was "party"
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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