I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
where are you?
Hypothermia
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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