I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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