i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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