WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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