I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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