scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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