I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
We are two peas in an std pod
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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