at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
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Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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