that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
we're making bets on your personal life
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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