508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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