no. you can't hotbox the world.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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