***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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