i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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