that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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