If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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