i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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