Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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