Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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