Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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