He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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