You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
wow bdsm is so cute
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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