ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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