He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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