Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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