Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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